Or close enough!  She was lookin all sorts of fresh-faced, and working a black dress (with some booty peeking out).

Do you like this toned-down Ke$ha?

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Blonde blonde blonde

Keep in mind, the shorter look is a wig (thank god, we were starting to fear for her hair falling out...you can't bleach out your hair THAT often).  But the other one appears to be here new look.  Mmmhmm honey!

Do you like it?

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This was Rihanna about a week ago...

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The KNEE LIFT!  I remember Demi Moore did this procedure years back (this pic is from last December...do her knees look good to you? Haha what a weird question).

“Regardless of how young your face looks, the knee is a tell-tale sign of true age,” said Dr Michael Diaz, a board certified plastic surgeon based out of Melbourne, Florida. “The wrinkles on your knees act as tree rings on the trunk of a tree.”

Really?  Do THAT many people stare at knees to determine age?

Would you be down for this procedure? -_-

(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for CHANEL)

BACON  

Ummm, no.  But it exists for you bacon pervies lol.

I really wish the elephant would have just stomped on this moron.  Or kicked him in the head with one of those big elephant feet.  This is so mean.

It went down at South Africa’s Kruger National Park, when a reportedly very drunk off-duty safari guide, egged on by others, charged at an elephant, yelling at it and waving his arms.  The nitwit has been fired as a result of taunting the poor elephant.

Meanwhile... a pack of elephants are sitting in a circle, plotting their revenge.  Or at least that's what's going on in my head ;p