Have Chris Brown and Rihanna reconciled via song? 

Check out their two latest songs with both of them singing together.

Turn Up the Music, she's about a minute in...

And Birthday Cake...(NSFW Lyrics)

The following snacks can expand more than just your waistline...

5.)  Slim Jims - Believe it or not, in ways yet unexplained by science, mechanically serperated chicken has a way of enhancing your libido

4.)  Hot Pockets - Something to do with the chemicals that give some hot pocket flavors their "smoky charactoristics" actually gets the human hot pocket warm

3.)  McDonald's Shamrock Shakes - Iunno.  It just says they are.  Something to do with the green coloring.  Who doesn't feel like a romp after downing a pint of frozen green ice cream?

2.)  Cold Chick-fil-A Waffle Fries - ONLY when they're cold.  There's an anti-foaming agent called dimethylpolysiloxane that re-aligns itself chemically once its chilled and causes spicy chicken feelings down below.  Throw your to-go bag in the freezer for your next date!

1.)  "Fire" Flavored Taco Bell hot sauce - The red packet.  You know what I'm talkin about.  Peppers have a well known aphrodesiac quality and apparently there are peppers somewhere in that tiny packet of heat that makes cuddling more than an option. 

Sister to person with famous dumper, Kim Kardashian, and future Toddler's and Tiara's mom, Khloe Kardashian premiered her new show, "Khloe and Lamar" last night on E!

It was about as trashy as an Essex night club with free yaeger shots. 

Below is a "highlight" from last night where Khloe tries to build a sex swing which eventually comes crashing down when they try to use it.

Note: Included below is a video of giraffes mating at our own Baltimore Zoo to be used to clense your palate after watching Khloe Kardashian fall from a sex wing.  Avoid watching either in the prescense of infants or small animals.

(Back when he did it with two fingers)

Someone gave Justin just a bit too much slack on his leash...cuz when no one was looking he threw an obscenity at some fans that were taping him on their cell phones.

!!!WARNING!!!

Features R rated language...

...from someone barely old enough for an R rated movie. 

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And listen to how pleased they were! 

"OMG Justin said I look like a giant cow" *faint*

photo courtesy of getty images

Cindy Crawford put the brakes on her daughter's modeling career after she did this photo shoot for Versace.  

45 year old former supermodel Cindy Crawford said, "At this point, she's too young to pursue a career. There aren't even a handful of jobs for a 10-year-old girl."

Good to see a celebrity who can see beyond their white tipped nose long enough to care about their offspring. 

Cindy Crawford, you score 3 smiley faces for bein SMRT!  :) :) :)

photo courtesy of Versace